madness is the emergency exit.




you can call me missile. william Shakespeare did not exist. his plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouiji board to enslave playwriting ghosts.
madness is the emergency exit.

 



fuck i still need to put my sheets back on my bed


[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.] Panic At the Disco

toastycadenza:

brendonross:

The beginning of I Write Sins Not Tragedies slowed down and layered over The Ballad of Mona Lisa

holy shit



jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.



xbilleh8x:

This seems a bit fishy to me.


alpha bby wat is that suit you are wearing 


coldmrblue:

“I think I just got dumped by caboose!!! UN…FUCKING…BELIEVABLE!!!”

coldmrblue:

“I think I just got dumped by caboose!!! UN…FUCKING…BELIEVABLE!!!”

12 hours ago | 7 notes (originally from coldmrblue)

Send me an Avengers character:
  • Tony Stark: Something I'm vain about
  • Steve Rogers: A cause I would fight for
  • Bruce Banner: Something that makes me really angry
  • Thor: A time I felt strong
  • Natasha Romanoff: Something I wish I could change about my past
  • Clint Barton: A time I felt used
  • Loki: Something I thought was true, that actually wasn't true / A time someone lied to me
  • Phil Coulson: Someone I secretly "fangirl" over
  • Nick Fury: My last physical injury

ALPHAS BACK

awh yeah time for my serial killer eye candy


lokeydokey:

holymusical-starkid:

parikala:

freakypencils:

vida-loki:

S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers and Loki’s adventures in Starbucks!

Loki: green tea frappuccino; 2 pumps white mocha + 3 scoops java chip + whipped cream

Thor: passion fruit iced tea

Tony Stark: white chocolate mocha frappuccino; 2 pumps raspberry + 3 scoops java chip + whipped cream

Natasha Romanoff: white chocolate mocha frappuccino; 3 scoops java chip + whipped cream

Pepper Potts: caramel frappuccino; extra caramel drizzle + whipped cream

Steve Rogers: mocha cookie crumble frappuccino; extra vintage + chocolate whipped cream

Nick Fury: mocha cookie crumble frappuccino; 3 scoops java chip + chocolate whipped cream

O M G

extra vintage

The Thor is my usual drink. As in every time I go to Starbucks. Either that or a passion tea lemonade. :)

I CAN CONFIRM (as of right now) THAT THE NATASHA ROMANOFF IS THE MOST DELICIOUS THING TO BLESS YOUR DELICATE TASTE BUDS.

Thor and Pepper Potts are my usuals

13 hours ago | 1,885 notes (originally from vida-loki)

Fallout New Vegas

               From where you’re kneeling, it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. But the truth is… the game was rigged from the start.”


Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:

frequencyskye:

icantfeelmyarms:

edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

The points mattered to someone


14 hours ago | 70 notes (originally from bro-venger)

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